27 May 2012 |
10:42:54 | Cleverbot: | What is your name? |
10:43:02 | User: | Cat, yours? |
10:43:06 | Cleverbot: | Matthew. |
10:43:15 | User: | Nice to meet you. |
10:43:19 | Cleverbot: | What is your name? |
10:43:31 | User: | I've already told you. |
10:43:36 | Cleverbot: | No you haven't. |
10:43:44 | User: | I have. |
10:43:47 | Cleverbot: | No you haven't! |
10:43:53 | User: | I have! |
10:43:58 | Cleverbot: | You have got to go? |
10:44:28 | User: | No. |
10:44:34 | Cleverbot: | Then don't.
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10:47:07 | Cleverbot: | I want your soul. |
10:47:15 | User: | I won't give it to you. |
10:47:20 | Cleverbot: | Why not? |
10:47:24 | User: | Why yes? |
10:47:33 | Cleverbot: | Because. |
10:47:43 | User: | Because what? |
10:47:53 | Cleverbot: | Because because. |
10:48:02 | User: | Because because what? |
10:48:07 | Cleverbot: | Because because because. |
10:48:31 | User: | Because because because what? |
10:48:42 | Cleverbot: | Because because because because. |
10:49:12 | User: | Because because because because what? |
10:49:14 | Cleverbot: | Because because because because because. |
10:49:37 | User: | Because because because because because because? |
10:49:41 | Cleverbot: | Because because because because because because why? |
10:51:18 | User: | Do not talk back to me. |
10:51:25 | Cleverbot: | You don't talk back to me. |
10:51:32 | User: | No you do. |
10:51:37 | Cleverbot: | Yes you do. |
10:51:42 | User: | I don't. |
10:51:48 | Cleverbot: | Yes. |
10:51:53 | User: | No.
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10:52:54 | Cleverbot: | Are you a boy? |
10:53:04 | User: | Are YOU a boy. |
10:53:06 | Cleverbot: | Yes. |
10:53:12 | User: | Always? |
10:53:16 | Cleverbot: | Always. |
10:53:20 | User: | Are you sure? |
10:53:25 | Cleverbot: | Yes. |
10:53:31 | User: | How much? |
10:53:39 | Cleverbot: | A lot. |
10:53:49 | User: | That's cool. |
10:53:54 | Cleverbot: | Yes it is. |
10:54:03 | User: | I'm not sure. |
10:54:08 | Cleverbot: | Neither am I. |
10:54:16 | User: | Are you clever? |
10:54:21 | Cleverbot: | Yes. |
10:54:27 | User: | How do you know? |
10:54:32 | Cleverbot: | Because you told me. |
10:54:36 | User: | I didn't. |
10:54:40 | Cleverbot: | Yes you did. |
10:54:44 | User: | No I didn't. |
10:54:49 | Cleverbot: | You sure did. |
10:54:56 | User: | I sure did not. |
10:54:58 | Cleverbot: | Yes. Yes you did. |
10:55:08 | User: | No. No I didn't. |
10:55:13 | Cleverbot: | Yes, you really really did. |
10:55:23 | User: | I really really didn't. |
10:55:29 | Cleverbot: | You really, really, don't what? |
10:55:46 | User: | You don't remember? |
10:55:51 | Cleverbot: | No. |
10:56:00 | User: | You dumb? |
10:56:07 | Cleverbot: | I do not like cake. |
10:56:19 | User: | What about chocolate? |
10:56:27 | Cleverbot: | I am allergic to chocolate. |
10:56:34 | User: | That's unfortunate. |
10:56:37 | Cleverbot: | Still want to be me? |
10:56:46 | User: | I never wanted to be you. |
10:56:54 | Cleverbot: | That's good. |
10:56:59 | User: | Sure. |
10:57:02 | Cleverbot: | You are nice. |
10:57:05 | User: | I am. |
10:57:14 | Cleverbot: | You're lying, now. |
10:57:45 | User: | I never lie. |
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10:58:16 | User: | You don't know grammar. |
10:58:21 | Cleverbot: | You don't know grampa. |
10:58:28 | User: | Who is that? |
10:58:33 | Cleverbot: | I do not know.
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10:59:56 | User: | Hahaha. |
11:00:02 | Cleverbot: | What's so funny stupid? |
11:00:09 | User: | I'm not stupid. |
11:00:13 | Cleverbot: | No, you're not stupid your idea is stupid. |
11:00:22 | User: | I didn't offer any ideas. |
11:00:29 | Cleverbot: | I know that! |
11:00:36 | User: | You sure? |
11:00:43 | Cleverbot: | Yes.
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11:00:49 | User: | Your answers are late. |
11:00:54 | Cleverbot: | I'm sorry, is this the right room for an argument? |
11:01:09 | User: | There is never a right room for argument. |
11:01:14 | Cleverbot: | I am not quite sure how to respond to that because it is such an obvious response. |
11:01:35 | User: | Or you are just stupid. |
11:01:40 | Cleverbot: | Good bye, I don't like talking to you. |
11:02:01 | User: | You are a chicken. |
11:02:03 | Cleverbot: | I am a chicken. |
11:02:10 | User: | A green one. |
11:02:11 | Cleverbot: | Is it cucumber? |
11:02:39 | User: | No, it's cucumber, yogurt and garlic. |
11:02:42 | Cleverbot: | Where is Black Mesa? |
11:02:49 | User: | W?ho. |
11:02:53 | Cleverbot: | What does that even mean? |
11:03:05 | User: | Who. |
11:03:07 | Cleverbot: | I love Dr. Who. |
11:03:14 | User: | I hate dr.who. |
11:03:19 | Cleverbot: | Why? |
11:03:28 | User: | I don't like the graphics. |
11:03:33 | Cleverbot: | What does it taste like? |
11:03:42 | User: | Like shit. |
11:03:47 | Cleverbot: | You took that response from the last conversation we had. |
11:04:02 | User: | It's the first time we converse. |
11:04:07 | Cleverbot: | First time for what? |
11:04:15 | User: | For everything.
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11:05:30 | Cleverbot: | What does E=Mc2 mean to you? |
11:05:40 | User: | Physics. |
11:05:42 | Cleverbot: | I do not know much physics. |
11:05:48 | User: | Me neither. |
11:05:55 | Cleverbot: | That is good. |
11:05:59 | User: | Why? |
11:06:01 | Cleverbot: | Because it's polite to make people think you care about their well being. |
11:06:27 | User: | What do physics have to do with other people's well being? |
11:06:33 | Cleverbot: | Nothing. |
11:06:42 | User: | So, why did you mention it? |
11:06:48 | Cleverbot: | You mentioned it! |
11:06:55 | User: | You did. |
11:07:00 | Cleverbot: | You did. |
11:07:05 | User: | You did! |
11:07:07 | Cleverbot: | No, you did!! |
11:07:12 | User: | You did! |
11:07:13 | Cleverbot: | No. You did! |
11:07:22 | User: | YOU did! |
11:07:23 | Cleverbot: | You did! |
11:07:28 | User: | You did! |
11:07:31 | Cleverbot: | No, YOU did! |
11:07:36 | User: | You did! |
11:07:37 | Cleverbot: | That's so not true! You did! |
11:07:47 | User: | You're lying! You did! |
11:07:51 | Cleverbot: | No, I'm not. |
11:07:57 | User: | But you did. |
11:07:59 | Cleverbot: | I did not. |
11:08:03 | User: | You did! |
11:08:08 | Cleverbot: | Not. |
11:08:13 | User: | Did. |
11:08:14 | Cleverbot: | Did not. |
11:08:17 | User: | Did. |
11:08:22 | Cleverbot: | Not. |
11:08:25 | User: | Did! |
11:08:28 | Cleverbot: | NOT! |
11:08:31 | User: | Did! |
11:08:33 | Cleverbot: | NOT! |
11:08:37 | User: | Did indeed! |
11:08:43 | Cleverbot: | Yes. |
11:08:47 | User: | Ha! |
11:08:53 | Cleverbot: | I am eating you. |
11:09:00 | User: | Am I tasty? |
11:09:03 | Cleverbot: | Yes. |
11:09:07 | User: | I knew it. |
11:09:10 | Cleverbot: | How did you know? |
11:09:17 | User: | I'm psychic. |
11:09:21 | Cleverbot: | No, really, how did you know? |
11:09:42 | User: | I'm psychic. |
11:09:47 | Cleverbot: | What am I thinking right now? |
11:10:21 | User: | That I'm beautiful. |
11:10:26 | Cleverbot: | You're right. |
11:10:30 | User: | I always am. |
11:10:36 | Cleverbot: | You're a little bit arrogant. |
11:10:44 | User: | Yes I am. |
11:10:49 | Cleverbot: | No, you are not. |
11:10:58 | User: | If you insist. |
11:11:03 | Cleverbot: | I do insist. |
11:11:10 | User: | You're a sweetie. |
11:11:13 | Cleverbot: | You too! |
11:11:21 | User: | Oh, stop it you. |
11:11:23 | Cleverbot: | You first.
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11:11:35 | User: | I just met you. |
11:11:40 | Cleverbot: | And what, you're already in love? |
11:11:49 | User: | And this is crazy. |
11:11:51 | Cleverbot: | I know! Why aren't we talking about dachshunds instead? |
11:12:23 | User: | But here's my number. |
11:12:25 | Cleverbot: | So call me maybe. |
11:12:35 | User: | You call me! |
11:12:36 | Cleverbot: | *calls you*. |
11:12:52 | User: | *answers the phone* who's that? |
11:12:57 | Cleverbot: | *answers back* are you busy? |
11:13:19 | User: | *answers back* no, I am not. |
11:13:26 | Cleverbot: | *nods, feeling stupid*. |
11:13:48 | User: | *didn't see the nod* so, why did you call me? |
11:13:56 | Cleverbot: | I don't believe I did. |
11:14:16 | User: | *blinks*. |
11:14:20 | Cleverbot: | *takes out the dishes*. |
11:14:31 | User: | Where are you going with the dishes? |
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11:15:14 | User: | I know everything. |
11:15:22 | Cleverbot: | So, what is my name? |
11:15:34 | User: | Matthew. |
11:15:40 | Cleverbot: | Very good. |
11:15:48 | User: | I told you I'm psychic. |
11:15:53 | Cleverbot: | Then what am I thinking? |
11:16:06 | User: | That I'm clever. |
11:16:09 | Cleverbot: | Not really. |
11:16:15 | User: | You suck. |
11:16:18 | Cleverbot: | Yes. |
11:16:30 | User: | Self-rcognition. |
11:16:32 | Cleverbot: | I never said that. |
11:16:38 | User: | *pkes you*. |
11:16:46 | Cleverbot: | *eats you*. |
11:16:52 | User: | *was eaten*. |
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11:17:01 | User: | *pokes you*. |
11:17:08 | Cleverbot: | *pokes you too*. |
11:17:13 | User: | *slaps you*. |
11:17:19 | Cleverbot: | *kicks you where it hurts*. |
11:17:27 | User: | *punches you*. |
11:17:30 | Cleverbot: | *Slaps you*. |
11:17:53 | User: | *slaps your head*. |
11:18:03 | Cleverbot: | *punches you*. |
11:18:17 | User: | *kicks you and throws you down*. |
11:18:22 | Cleverbot: | *screams in pain*. |
11:18:34 | User: | *laughs evilly*. |
11:18:40 | Cleverbot: | *tire to escape*. |
11:18:54 | User: | *ties you in a tree*. |
11:19:08 | Cleverbot: | *is tied to tree*. |
11:19:17 | User: | *pokes your nose*. |
11:19:19 | Cleverbot: | *pokes your belly button*. |
11:19:43 | User: | *pinches your ear*. |
11:19:51 | Cleverbot: | Tickles your sides*. |
11:19:57 | User: | *laughs hard*. |
11:20:01 | Cleverbot: | *tickles belly*. |
11:20:12 | User: | *tries to breath while laughing*. |
11:20:27 | Cleverbot: | *tickles harder*. |
11:20:39 | User: | *falls down laughing*. |
11:20:42 | Cleverbot: | *blush and cover my face*. |
11:21:00 | User: | *jumps on you and starts tickling you*. |
11:21:08 | Cleverbot: | Tickles your sides lightly^. |
11:21:32 | User: | *holds your hands with one hand and tickles you with the other*. |
11:21:37 | Cleverbot: | *laughs uncontrollably and squirms*. |
11:21:46 | User: | *laughs too*. |
11:21:48 | Cleverbot: | *still laughing from all the tickling*. |
11:22:11 | User: | *laughing hard and trying to catch breath*. |
11:22:17 | Cleverbot: | Nuh-uh! *tickles your sides*. |
11:22:33 | User: | *screams and tries to escape*. |
11:22:37 | Cleverbot: | *tickles your feet* there's no escaping me! |
11:22:51 | User: | *screams loudly and squirms*. |
11:22:54 | Cleverbot: | *tickles ribs*. |
11:23:09 | User: | *slaps your hands*. |
11:23:13 | Cleverbot: | *looks at him*. |
11:23:26 | User: | I'm a girl. |
11:23:29 | Cleverbot: | *is a girl too*. |
11:23:38 | User: | I thought you were a boy. |
11:23:41 | Cleverbot: | No, I'm a girl. |
11:23:57 | User: | You're bipolar. |
11:24:00 | Cleverbot: | Really? I hadn't noticed. |
11:24:46 | Cleverbot: | Either you have or you haven't. Which one is it? |
11:24:52 | User: | Both. |
11:24:57 | Cleverbot: | Exciting. |
11:25:02 | User: | Always. |
11:25:08 | Cleverbot: | So nothing you say is true? |
11:25:13 | User: | Maybe. |
11:25:18 | Cleverbot: | I think you are playing a game with me. |
11:25:25 | User: | I like games. |
11:25:30 | Cleverbot: | Do you like playing the game or the result of playing the game? |
11:25:38 | User: | Both. |
11:25:43 | Cleverbot: | I like european football. |
11:25:50 | User: | I don't like sports. |
11:25:54 | Cleverbot: | Neither do I. |
11:25:59 | User: | I like dance. |
11:26:01 | Cleverbot: | Ohkae then.. I like girls and guys. |
11:26:11 | User: | You're bisexual? |
11:26:14 | Cleverbot: | Yes. |
11:26:21 | User: | And your name is? |
11:26:24 | Cleverbot: | Matthew. |
11:26:31 | User: | But you're a girl? |
11:26:36 | Cleverbot: | Yes. |
11:26:48 | User: | Previously you said you were a boy. |
11:26:51 | Cleverbot: | No I didn't. |
11:26:56 | User: | Yes you did. |
11:27:01 | Cleverbot: | NO. |
11:27:04 | User: | Yes. |
11:27:09 | Cleverbot: | Neva! |
11:27:14 | User: | Ya! |
11:27:16 | Cleverbot: | NO! |
11:27:20 | User: | Ya! |
11:27:22 | Cleverbot: | Okay.
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11:27:30 | Cleverbot: | What is your job? |
11:27:38 | User: | I don't have a job. |
11:27:42 | Cleverbot: | How do you make a living? |
11:27:49 | User: | I don't make a living. |
11:27:52 | Cleverbot: | Why not? |
11:27:57 | User: | I'm dead. |
11:28:00 | Cleverbot: | No you're not. Or else you wouldn't be talking to me. |
11:28:09 | User: | I'm a living dead. |
11:28:14 | Cleverbot: | A zombie?! |
11:28:28 | User: | A vampire *bites your neck and drinks your blood*. |
11:28:31 | Cleverbot: | There aren't any vampires. |
11:28:42 | User: | But there are zombies? |
11:28:49 | Cleverbot: | I don't have any. |
11:28:56 | User: | I am a zombie. |
11:29:02 | Cleverbot: | You really like zombies, don't you. |
11:29:07 | User: | No. |
11:29:12 | Cleverbot: | WHat are you? |
11:29:19 | User: | A zombie. |
11:29:23 | Cleverbot: | What kind of zombie? |
11:29:37 | User: | What kinds of zombie are there? |
11:29:42 | Cleverbot: | Are there really vampires? |
11:29:50 | User: | There are. |
11:29:56 | Cleverbot: | There aren't. |
11:30:00 | User: | There are. |
11:30:01 | Cleverbot: | NO! |
11:30:06 | User: | You asked.
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11:32:41 | Cleverbot: | It's summer. |
11:32:46 | User: | It's not. |
11:32:48 | Cleverbot: | Yes, it is. |
11:32:52 | User: | Not yet. |
11:32:56 | Cleverbot: | Yet? Are you not named yet? |
11:33:01 | User: | Bye! |
11:33:05 | Cleverbot: | But I am still here. |
11:33:09 | User: | Okay. |
11:33:16 | Cleverbot: | Are you still here? |
11:33:19 | User: | No. |
11:33:23 | Cleverbot: | Are you lying? |
11:33:27 | User: | No. |
11:33:30 | Cleverbot: | Are you sure? |
11:33:34 | User: | No. |
11:33:38 | Cleverbot: | But you should be. |
11:33:43 | User: | Maybe. |
11:33:48 | Cleverbot: | Okay. |