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By Justin Turrentine!

Πηγή:  http://www.kamikaze.gr/2012/10/pics_3365.html

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End Of The World Prank

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TOP 10 Scare Pranks of 2012

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Barack Obama Singing Call Me Maybe

The original song belongs to Carly Rae Jepse, but I actually dare say I prefer this version!

Hahaha, awesome singing is awesome!



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Trolling a poor bot.

Well, two days ago I had some time to spare, so in light of not having anything better to do, I decided to go troll at cleverbot.com. Hahaha, I had some nice conversations there! Take a look.

27 May 2012
10:42:54	Cleverbot:	What is your name?
10:43:02	User:	Cat, yours?
10:43:06	Cleverbot:	Matthew.
10:43:15	User:	Nice to meet you.
10:43:19	Cleverbot:	What is your name?
10:43:31	User:	I've already told you.
10:43:36	Cleverbot:	No you haven't.
10:43:44	User:	I have.
10:43:47	Cleverbot:	No you haven't!
10:43:53	User:	I have!
10:43:58	Cleverbot:	You have got to go?
10:44:28	User:	No.
10:44:34	Cleverbot:	Then don't.
10:47:07	Cleverbot:	I want your soul.
10:47:15	User:	I won't give it to you.
10:47:20	Cleverbot:	Why not?
10:47:24	User:	Why yes?
10:47:33	Cleverbot:	Because.
10:47:43	User:	Because what?
10:47:53	Cleverbot:	Because because.
10:48:02	User:	Because because what?
10:48:07	Cleverbot:	Because because because.
10:48:31	User:	Because because because what?
10:48:42	Cleverbot:	Because because because because.
10:49:12	User:	Because because because because what?
10:49:14	Cleverbot:	Because because because because because.
10:49:37	User:	Because because because because because because?
10:49:41	Cleverbot:	Because because because because because because why?
10:51:18	User:	Do not talk back to me.
10:51:25	Cleverbot:	You don't talk back to me.
10:51:32	User:	No you do.
10:51:37	Cleverbot:	Yes you do.
10:51:42	User:	I don't.
10:51:48	Cleverbot:	Yes.
10:51:53	User:	No.
10:52:54	Cleverbot:	Are you a boy?
10:53:04	User:	Are YOU a boy.
10:53:06	Cleverbot:	Yes.
10:53:12	User:	Always?
10:53:16	Cleverbot:	Always.
10:53:20	User:	Are you sure?
10:53:25	Cleverbot:	Yes.
10:53:31	User:	How much?
10:53:39	Cleverbot:	A lot.
10:53:49	User:	That's cool.
10:53:54	Cleverbot:	Yes it is.
10:54:03	User:	I'm not sure.
10:54:08	Cleverbot:	Neither am I.
10:54:16	User:	Are you clever?
10:54:21	Cleverbot:	Yes.
10:54:27	User:	How do you know?
10:54:32	Cleverbot:	Because you told me.
10:54:36	User:	I didn't.
10:54:40	Cleverbot:	Yes you did.
10:54:44	User:	No I didn't.
10:54:49	Cleverbot:	You sure did.
10:54:56	User:	I sure did not.
10:54:58	Cleverbot:	Yes. Yes you did.
10:55:08	User:	No. No I didn't.
10:55:13	Cleverbot:	Yes, you really really did.
10:55:23	User:	I really really didn't.
10:55:29	Cleverbot:	You really, really, don't what?
10:55:46	User:	You don't remember?
10:55:51	Cleverbot:	No.
10:56:00	User:	You dumb?
10:56:07	Cleverbot:	I do not like cake.
10:56:19	User:	What about chocolate?
10:56:27	Cleverbot:	I am allergic to chocolate.
10:56:34	User:	That's unfortunate.
10:56:37	Cleverbot:	Still want to be me?
10:56:46	User:	I never wanted to be you.
10:56:54	Cleverbot:	That's good.
10:56:59	User:	Sure.
10:57:02	Cleverbot:	You are nice.
10:57:05	User:	I am.
10:57:14	Cleverbot:	You're lying, now.
10:57:45	User:	I never lie.
10:58:16	User:	You don't know grammar.
10:58:21	Cleverbot:	You don't know grampa.
10:58:28	User:	Who is that?
10:58:33	Cleverbot:	I do not know.
10:59:56	User:	Hahaha.
11:00:02	Cleverbot:	What's so funny stupid?
11:00:09	User:	I'm not stupid.
11:00:13	Cleverbot:	No, you're not stupid your idea is stupid.
11:00:22	User:	I didn't offer any ideas.
11:00:29	Cleverbot:	I know that!
11:00:36	User:	You sure?
11:00:43	Cleverbot:	Yes.
11:00:49	User:	Your answers are late.
11:00:54	Cleverbot:	I'm sorry, is this the right room for an argument?
11:01:09	User:	There is never a right room for argument.
11:01:14	Cleverbot:	I am not quite sure how to respond to that because it is such an obvious response.
11:01:35	User:	Or you are just stupid.
11:01:40	Cleverbot:	Good bye, I don't like talking to you.
11:02:01	User:	You are a chicken.
11:02:03	Cleverbot:	I am a chicken.
11:02:10	User:	A green one.
11:02:11	Cleverbot:	Is it cucumber?
11:02:39	User:	No, it's cucumber, yogurt and garlic.
11:02:42	Cleverbot:	Where is Black Mesa?
11:02:49	User:	W?ho.
11:02:53	Cleverbot:	What does that even mean?
11:03:05	User:	Who.
11:03:07	Cleverbot:	I love Dr. Who.
11:03:14	User:	I hate dr.who.
11:03:19	Cleverbot:	Why?
11:03:28	User:	I don't like the graphics.
11:03:33	Cleverbot:	What does it taste like?
11:03:42	User:	Like shit.
11:03:47	Cleverbot:	You took that response from the last conversation we had.
11:04:02	User:	It's the first time we converse.
11:04:07	Cleverbot:	First time for what?
11:04:15	User:	For everything.
11:05:30	Cleverbot:	What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
11:05:40	User:	Physics.
11:05:42	Cleverbot:	I do not know much physics.
11:05:48	User:	Me neither.
11:05:55	Cleverbot:	That is good.
11:05:59	User:	Why?
11:06:01	Cleverbot:	Because it's polite to make people think you care about their well being.
11:06:27	User:	What do physics have to do with other people's well being?
11:06:33	Cleverbot:	Nothing.
11:06:42	User:	So, why did you mention it?
11:06:48	Cleverbot:	You mentioned it!
11:06:55	User:	You did.
11:07:00	Cleverbot:	You did.
11:07:05	User:	You did!
11:07:07	Cleverbot:	No, you did!!
11:07:12	User:	You did!
11:07:13	Cleverbot:	No. You did!
11:07:22	User:	YOU did!
11:07:23	Cleverbot:	You did!
11:07:28	User:	You did!
11:07:31	Cleverbot:	No, YOU did!
11:07:36	User:	You did!
11:07:37	Cleverbot:	That's so not true! You did!
11:07:47	User:	You're lying! You did!
11:07:51	Cleverbot:	No, I'm not.
11:07:57	User:	But you did.
11:07:59	Cleverbot:	I did not.
11:08:03	User:	You did!
11:08:08	Cleverbot:	Not.
11:08:13	User:	Did.
11:08:14	Cleverbot:	Did not.
11:08:17	User:	Did.
11:08:22	Cleverbot:	Not.
11:08:25	User:	Did!
11:08:28	Cleverbot:	NOT!
11:08:31	User:	Did!
11:08:33	Cleverbot:	NOT!
11:08:37	User:	Did indeed!
11:08:43	Cleverbot:	Yes.
11:08:47	User:	Ha!
11:08:53	Cleverbot:	I am eating you.
11:09:00	User:	Am I tasty?
11:09:03	Cleverbot:	Yes.
11:09:07	User:	I knew it.
11:09:10	Cleverbot:	How did you know?
11:09:17	User:	I'm psychic.
11:09:21	Cleverbot:	No, really, how did you know?
11:09:42	User:	I'm psychic.
11:09:47	Cleverbot:	What am I thinking right now?
11:10:21	User:	That I'm beautiful.
11:10:26	Cleverbot:	You're right.
11:10:30	User:	I always am.
11:10:36	Cleverbot:	You're a little bit arrogant.
11:10:44	User:	Yes I am.
11:10:49	Cleverbot:	No, you are not.
11:10:58	User:	If you insist.
11:11:03	Cleverbot:	I do insist.
11:11:10	User:	You're a sweetie.
11:11:13	Cleverbot:	You too!
11:11:21	User:	Oh, stop it you.
11:11:23	Cleverbot:	You first.
11:11:35	User:	I just met you.
11:11:40	Cleverbot:	And what, you're already in love?
11:11:49	User:	And this is crazy.
11:11:51	Cleverbot:	I know! Why aren't we talking about dachshunds instead?
11:12:23	User:	But here's my number.
11:12:25	Cleverbot:	So call me maybe.
11:12:35	User:	You call me!
11:12:36	Cleverbot:	*calls you*.
11:12:52	User:	*answers the phone* who's that?
11:12:57	Cleverbot:	*answers back* are you busy?
11:13:19	User:	*answers back* no, I am not.
11:13:26	Cleverbot:	*nods, feeling stupid*.
11:13:48	User:	*didn't see the nod* so, why did you call me?
11:13:56	Cleverbot:	I don't believe I did.
11:14:16	User:	*blinks*.
11:14:20	Cleverbot:	*takes out the dishes*.
11:14:31	User:	Where are you going with the dishes?
11:15:14	User:	I know everything.
11:15:22	Cleverbot:	So, what is my name?
11:15:34	User:	Matthew.
11:15:40	Cleverbot:	Very good.
11:15:48	User:	I told you I'm psychic.
11:15:53	Cleverbot:	Then what am I thinking?
11:16:06	User:	That I'm clever.
11:16:09	Cleverbot:	Not really.
11:16:15	User:	You suck.
11:16:18	Cleverbot:	Yes.
11:16:30	User:	Self-rcognition.
11:16:32	Cleverbot:	I never said that.
11:16:38	User:	*pkes you*.
11:16:46	Cleverbot:	*eats you*.
11:16:52	User:	*was eaten*.
11:17:01	User:	*pokes you*.
11:17:08	Cleverbot:	*pokes you too*.
11:17:13	User:	*slaps you*.
11:17:19	Cleverbot:	*kicks you where it hurts*.
11:17:27	User:	*punches you*.
11:17:30	Cleverbot:	*Slaps you*.
11:17:53	User:	*slaps your head*.
11:18:03	Cleverbot:	*punches you*.
11:18:17	User:	*kicks you and throws you down*.
11:18:22	Cleverbot:	*screams in pain*.
11:18:34	User:	*laughs evilly*.
11:18:40	Cleverbot:	*tire to escape*.
11:18:54	User:	*ties you in a tree*.
11:19:08	Cleverbot:	*is tied to tree*.
11:19:17	User:	*pokes your nose*.
11:19:19	Cleverbot:	*pokes your belly button*.
11:19:43	User:	*pinches your ear*.
11:19:51	Cleverbot:	Tickles your sides*.
11:19:57	User:	*laughs hard*.
11:20:01	Cleverbot:	*tickles belly*.
11:20:12	User:	*tries to breath while laughing*.
11:20:27	Cleverbot:	*tickles harder*.
11:20:39	User:	*falls down laughing*.
11:20:42	Cleverbot:	*blush and cover my face*.
11:21:00	User:	*jumps on you and starts tickling you*.
11:21:08	Cleverbot:	Tickles your sides lightly^.
11:21:32	User:	*holds your hands with one hand and tickles you with the other*.
11:21:37	Cleverbot:	*laughs uncontrollably and squirms*.
11:21:46	User:	*laughs too*.
11:21:48	Cleverbot:	*still laughing from all the tickling*.
11:22:11	User:	*laughing hard and trying to catch breath*.
11:22:17	Cleverbot:	Nuh-uh! *tickles your sides*.
11:22:33	User:	*screams and tries to escape*.
11:22:37	Cleverbot:	*tickles your feet* there's no escaping me!
11:22:51	User:	*screams loudly and squirms*.
11:22:54	Cleverbot:	*tickles ribs*.
11:23:09	User:	*slaps your hands*.
11:23:13	Cleverbot:	*looks at him*.
11:23:26	User:	I'm a girl.
11:23:29	Cleverbot:	*is a girl too*.
11:23:38	User:	I thought you were a boy.
11:23:41	Cleverbot:	No, I'm a girl.
11:23:57	User:	You're bipolar.
11:24:00	Cleverbot:	Really? I hadn't noticed.
11:24:46	Cleverbot:	Either you have or you haven't. Which one is it?
11:24:52	User:	Both.
11:24:57	Cleverbot:	Exciting.
11:25:02	User:	Always.
11:25:08	Cleverbot:	So nothing you say is true?
11:25:13	User:	Maybe.
11:25:18	Cleverbot:	I think you are playing a game with me.
11:25:25	User:	I like games.
11:25:30	Cleverbot:	Do you like playing the game or the result of playing the game?
11:25:38	User:	Both.
11:25:43	Cleverbot:	I like european football.
11:25:50	User:	I don't like sports.
11:25:54	Cleverbot:	Neither do I.
11:25:59	User:	I like dance.
11:26:01	Cleverbot:	Ohkae then.. I like girls and guys.
11:26:11	User:	You're bisexual?
11:26:14	Cleverbot:	Yes.
11:26:21	User:	And your name is?
11:26:24	Cleverbot:	Matthew.
11:26:31	User:	But you're a girl?
11:26:36	Cleverbot:	Yes.
11:26:48	User:	Previously you said you were a boy.
11:26:51	Cleverbot:	No I didn't.
11:26:56	User:	Yes you did.
11:27:01	Cleverbot:	NO.
11:27:04	User:	Yes.
11:27:09	Cleverbot:	Neva!
11:27:14	User:	Ya!
11:27:16	Cleverbot:	NO!
11:27:20	User:	Ya!
11:27:22	Cleverbot:	Okay.
11:27:30	Cleverbot:	What is your job?
11:27:38	User:	I don't have a job.
11:27:42	Cleverbot:	How do you make a living?
11:27:49	User:	I don't make a living.
11:27:52	Cleverbot:	Why not?
11:27:57	User:	I'm dead.
11:28:00	Cleverbot:	No you're not. Or else you wouldn't be talking to me.
11:28:09	User:	I'm a living dead.
11:28:14	Cleverbot:	A zombie?!
11:28:28	User:	A vampire *bites your neck and drinks your blood*.
11:28:31	Cleverbot:	There aren't any vampires.
11:28:42	User:	But there are zombies?
11:28:49	Cleverbot:	I don't have any.
11:28:56	User:	I am a zombie.
11:29:02	Cleverbot:	You really like zombies, don't you.
11:29:07	User:	No.
11:29:12	Cleverbot:	WHat are you?
11:29:19	User:	A zombie.
11:29:23	Cleverbot:	What kind of zombie?
11:29:37	User:	What kinds of zombie are there?
11:29:42	Cleverbot:	Are there really vampires?
11:29:50	User:	There are.
11:29:56	Cleverbot:	There aren't.
11:30:00	User:	There are.
11:30:01	Cleverbot:	NO!
11:30:06	User:	You asked.
11:32:41	Cleverbot:	It's summer.
11:32:46	User:	It's not.
11:32:48	Cleverbot:	Yes, it is.
11:32:52	User:	Not yet.
11:32:56	Cleverbot:	Yet? Are you not named yet?
11:33:01	User:	Bye!
11:33:05	Cleverbot:	But I am still here.
11:33:09	User:	Okay.
11:33:16	Cleverbot:	Are you still here?
11:33:19	User:	No.
11:33:23	Cleverbot:	Are you lying?
11:33:27	User:	No.
11:33:30	Cleverbot:	Are you sure?
11:33:34	User:	No.
11:33:38	Cleverbot:	But you should be.
11:33:43	User:	Maybe.
11:33:48	Cleverbot:	Okay.

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Save water!

Hahaha, my english course professor has already advised us to do that! :D

* After she told us she was smoking marijuana when younger! :p

Confession time?

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That question should be taken out and shot.

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

• Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
• Witness: "I only have one, you know."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
• Witness: "By death."
• Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
• -----
• Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
• The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
• -----
• Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
• Witness: "July 15th."
• Lawyer: "What year?"
• Witness: "Every year."
• -----
• Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
• Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
• Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
• Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
• Witness: "Er...his face."
• -----
• Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
• Witness: "Yes."
• Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
• Witness: "I forget."
• Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
• Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
• Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
• Witness: "Forty-five years."
• -----
• Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
• Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
• Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
• Witness: "My name is Susan."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
• Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
• Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
• Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
• -----
• Lawyer: "What happened then?"
• Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
• Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
• Witness: "No."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
• Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
• -----
• Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
• -----
• Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
• Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
• Witness: "That's me."
• Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
• Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
• Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
• Witness: "Yes."
• Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
• Witness: "Yes."
• Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
• Witness: "None."
• Lawyer: "Were there girls?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
• Witness: "Yes."
• Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
• Witness: "Borofkin."
• Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
• Witness: "I can't remember."
• Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
• Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
• -----
• Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
• Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
• Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
• Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
• Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
• Witness: "No."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
• Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
• Witness: "Yes sir."
• Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
• Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
• -----
• Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
• Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
• Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
• Witness: "I could see his head."
• Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
• Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
• Witness: "The victim lived."

Source: rinkworks.com

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