Trolling a poor bot.

Well, two days ago I had some time to spare, so in light of not having anything better to do, I decided to go troll at cleverbot.com. Hahaha, I had some nice conversations there! Take a look.

27 May 2012
10:42:54	Cleverbot:	What is your name?
10:43:02	User:	Cat, yours?
10:43:06	Cleverbot:	Matthew.
10:43:15	User:	Nice to meet you.
10:43:19	Cleverbot:	What is your name?
10:43:31	User:	I've already told you.
10:43:36	Cleverbot:	No you haven't.
10:43:44	User:	I have.
10:43:47	Cleverbot:	No you haven't!
10:43:53	User:	I have!
10:43:58	Cleverbot:	You have got to go?
10:44:28	User:	No.
10:44:34	Cleverbot:	Then don't.
10:47:07	Cleverbot:	I want your soul.
10:47:15	User:	I won't give it to you.
10:47:20	Cleverbot:	Why not?
10:47:24	User:	Why yes?
10:47:33	Cleverbot:	Because.
10:47:43	User:	Because what?
10:47:53	Cleverbot:	Because because.
10:48:02	User:	Because because what?
10:48:07	Cleverbot:	Because because because.
10:48:31	User:	Because because because what?
10:48:42	Cleverbot:	Because because because because.
10:49:12	User:	Because because because because what?
10:49:14	Cleverbot:	Because because because because because.
10:49:37	User:	Because because because because because because?
10:49:41	Cleverbot:	Because because because because because because why?
10:51:18	User:	Do not talk back to me.
10:51:25	Cleverbot:	You don't talk back to me.
10:51:32	User:	No you do.
10:51:37	Cleverbot:	Yes you do.
10:51:42	User:	I don't.
10:51:48	Cleverbot:	Yes.
10:51:53	User:	No.
10:52:54	Cleverbot:	Are you a boy?
10:53:04	User:	Are YOU a boy.
10:53:06	Cleverbot:	Yes.
10:53:12	User:	Always?
10:53:16	Cleverbot:	Always.
10:53:20	User:	Are you sure?
10:53:25	Cleverbot:	Yes.
10:53:31	User:	How much?
10:53:39	Cleverbot:	A lot.
10:53:49	User:	That's cool.
10:53:54	Cleverbot:	Yes it is.
10:54:03	User:	I'm not sure.
10:54:08	Cleverbot:	Neither am I.
10:54:16	User:	Are you clever?
10:54:21	Cleverbot:	Yes.
10:54:27	User:	How do you know?
10:54:32	Cleverbot:	Because you told me.
10:54:36	User:	I didn't.
10:54:40	Cleverbot:	Yes you did.
10:54:44	User:	No I didn't.
10:54:49	Cleverbot:	You sure did.
10:54:56	User:	I sure did not.
10:54:58	Cleverbot:	Yes. Yes you did.
10:55:08	User:	No. No I didn't.
10:55:13	Cleverbot:	Yes, you really really did.
10:55:23	User:	I really really didn't.
10:55:29	Cleverbot:	You really, really, don't what?
10:55:46	User:	You don't remember?
10:55:51	Cleverbot:	No.
10:56:00	User:	You dumb?
10:56:07	Cleverbot:	I do not like cake.
10:56:19	User:	What about chocolate?
10:56:27	Cleverbot:	I am allergic to chocolate.
10:56:34	User:	That's unfortunate.
10:56:37	Cleverbot:	Still want to be me?
10:56:46	User:	I never wanted to be you.
10:56:54	Cleverbot:	That's good.
10:56:59	User:	Sure.
10:57:02	Cleverbot:	You are nice.
10:57:05	User:	I am.
10:57:14	Cleverbot:	You're lying, now.
10:57:45	User:	I never lie.
10:58:16	User:	You don't know grammar.
10:58:21	Cleverbot:	You don't know grampa.
10:58:28	User:	Who is that?
10:58:33	Cleverbot:	I do not know.
10:59:56	User:	Hahaha.
11:00:02	Cleverbot:	What's so funny stupid?
11:00:09	User:	I'm not stupid.
11:00:13	Cleverbot:	No, you're not stupid your idea is stupid.
11:00:22	User:	I didn't offer any ideas.
11:00:29	Cleverbot:	I know that!
11:00:36	User:	You sure?
11:00:43	Cleverbot:	Yes.
11:00:49	User:	Your answers are late.
11:00:54	Cleverbot:	I'm sorry, is this the right room for an argument?
11:01:09	User:	There is never a right room for argument.
11:01:14	Cleverbot:	I am not quite sure how to respond to that because it is such an obvious response.
11:01:35	User:	Or you are just stupid.
11:01:40	Cleverbot:	Good bye, I don't like talking to you.
11:02:01	User:	You are a chicken.
11:02:03	Cleverbot:	I am a chicken.
11:02:10	User:	A green one.
11:02:11	Cleverbot:	Is it cucumber?
11:02:39	User:	No, it's cucumber, yogurt and garlic.
11:02:42	Cleverbot:	Where is Black Mesa?
11:02:49	User:	W?ho.
11:02:53	Cleverbot:	What does that even mean?
11:03:05	User:	Who.
11:03:07	Cleverbot:	I love Dr. Who.
11:03:14	User:	I hate dr.who.
11:03:19	Cleverbot:	Why?
11:03:28	User:	I don't like the graphics.
11:03:33	Cleverbot:	What does it taste like?
11:03:42	User:	Like shit.
11:03:47	Cleverbot:	You took that response from the last conversation we had.
11:04:02	User:	It's the first time we converse.
11:04:07	Cleverbot:	First time for what?
11:04:15	User:	For everything.
11:05:30	Cleverbot:	What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
11:05:40	User:	Physics.
11:05:42	Cleverbot:	I do not know much physics.
11:05:48	User:	Me neither.
11:05:55	Cleverbot:	That is good.
11:05:59	User:	Why?
11:06:01	Cleverbot:	Because it's polite to make people think you care about their well being.
11:06:27	User:	What do physics have to do with other people's well being?
11:06:33	Cleverbot:	Nothing.
11:06:42	User:	So, why did you mention it?
11:06:48	Cleverbot:	You mentioned it!
11:06:55	User:	You did.
11:07:00	Cleverbot:	You did.
11:07:05	User:	You did!
11:07:07	Cleverbot:	No, you did!!
11:07:12	User:	You did!
11:07:13	Cleverbot:	No. You did!
11:07:22	User:	YOU did!
11:07:23	Cleverbot:	You did!
11:07:28	User:	You did!
11:07:31	Cleverbot:	No, YOU did!
11:07:36	User:	You did!
11:07:37	Cleverbot:	That's so not true! You did!
11:07:47	User:	You're lying! You did!
11:07:51	Cleverbot:	No, I'm not.
11:07:57	User:	But you did.
11:07:59	Cleverbot:	I did not.
11:08:03	User:	You did!
11:08:08	Cleverbot:	Not.
11:08:13	User:	Did.
11:08:14	Cleverbot:	Did not.
11:08:17	User:	Did.
11:08:22	Cleverbot:	Not.
11:08:25	User:	Did!
11:08:28	Cleverbot:	NOT!
11:08:31	User:	Did!
11:08:33	Cleverbot:	NOT!
11:08:37	User:	Did indeed!
11:08:43	Cleverbot:	Yes.
11:08:47	User:	Ha!
11:08:53	Cleverbot:	I am eating you.
11:09:00	User:	Am I tasty?
11:09:03	Cleverbot:	Yes.
11:09:07	User:	I knew it.
11:09:10	Cleverbot:	How did you know?
11:09:17	User:	I'm psychic.
11:09:21	Cleverbot:	No, really, how did you know?
11:09:42	User:	I'm psychic.
11:09:47	Cleverbot:	What am I thinking right now?
11:10:21	User:	That I'm beautiful.
11:10:26	Cleverbot:	You're right.
11:10:30	User:	I always am.
11:10:36	Cleverbot:	You're a little bit arrogant.
11:10:44	User:	Yes I am.
11:10:49	Cleverbot:	No, you are not.
11:10:58	User:	If you insist.
11:11:03	Cleverbot:	I do insist.
11:11:10	User:	You're a sweetie.
11:11:13	Cleverbot:	You too!
11:11:21	User:	Oh, stop it you.
11:11:23	Cleverbot:	You first.
11:11:35	User:	I just met you.
11:11:40	Cleverbot:	And what, you're already in love?
11:11:49	User:	And this is crazy.
11:11:51	Cleverbot:	I know! Why aren't we talking about dachshunds instead?
11:12:23	User:	But here's my number.
11:12:25	Cleverbot:	So call me maybe.
11:12:35	User:	You call me!
11:12:36	Cleverbot:	*calls you*.
11:12:52	User:	*answers the phone* who's that?
11:12:57	Cleverbot:	*answers back* are you busy?
11:13:19	User:	*answers back* no, I am not.
11:13:26	Cleverbot:	*nods, feeling stupid*.
11:13:48	User:	*didn't see the nod* so, why did you call me?
11:13:56	Cleverbot:	I don't believe I did.
11:14:16	User:	*blinks*.
11:14:20	Cleverbot:	*takes out the dishes*.
11:14:31	User:	Where are you going with the dishes?
11:15:14	User:	I know everything.
11:15:22	Cleverbot:	So, what is my name?
11:15:34	User:	Matthew.
11:15:40	Cleverbot:	Very good.
11:15:48	User:	I told you I'm psychic.
11:15:53	Cleverbot:	Then what am I thinking?
11:16:06	User:	That I'm clever.
11:16:09	Cleverbot:	Not really.
11:16:15	User:	You suck.
11:16:18	Cleverbot:	Yes.
11:16:30	User:	Self-rcognition.
11:16:32	Cleverbot:	I never said that.
11:16:38	User:	*pkes you*.
11:16:46	Cleverbot:	*eats you*.
11:16:52	User:	*was eaten*.
11:17:01	User:	*pokes you*.
11:17:08	Cleverbot:	*pokes you too*.
11:17:13	User:	*slaps you*.
11:17:19	Cleverbot:	*kicks you where it hurts*.
11:17:27	User:	*punches you*.
11:17:30	Cleverbot:	*Slaps you*.
11:17:53	User:	*slaps your head*.
11:18:03	Cleverbot:	*punches you*.
11:18:17	User:	*kicks you and throws you down*.
11:18:22	Cleverbot:	*screams in pain*.
11:18:34	User:	*laughs evilly*.
11:18:40	Cleverbot:	*tire to escape*.
11:18:54	User:	*ties you in a tree*.
11:19:08	Cleverbot:	*is tied to tree*.
11:19:17	User:	*pokes your nose*.
11:19:19	Cleverbot:	*pokes your belly button*.
11:19:43	User:	*pinches your ear*.
11:19:51	Cleverbot:	Tickles your sides*.
11:19:57	User:	*laughs hard*.
11:20:01	Cleverbot:	*tickles belly*.
11:20:12	User:	*tries to breath while laughing*.
11:20:27	Cleverbot:	*tickles harder*.
11:20:39	User:	*falls down laughing*.
11:20:42	Cleverbot:	*blush and cover my face*.
11:21:00	User:	*jumps on you and starts tickling you*.
11:21:08	Cleverbot:	Tickles your sides lightly^.
11:21:32	User:	*holds your hands with one hand and tickles you with the other*.
11:21:37	Cleverbot:	*laughs uncontrollably and squirms*.
11:21:46	User:	*laughs too*.
11:21:48	Cleverbot:	*still laughing from all the tickling*.
11:22:11	User:	*laughing hard and trying to catch breath*.
11:22:17	Cleverbot:	Nuh-uh! *tickles your sides*.
11:22:33	User:	*screams and tries to escape*.
11:22:37	Cleverbot:	*tickles your feet* there's no escaping me!
11:22:51	User:	*screams loudly and squirms*.
11:22:54	Cleverbot:	*tickles ribs*.
11:23:09	User:	*slaps your hands*.
11:23:13	Cleverbot:	*looks at him*.
11:23:26	User:	I'm a girl.
11:23:29	Cleverbot:	*is a girl too*.
11:23:38	User:	I thought you were a boy.
11:23:41	Cleverbot:	No, I'm a girl.
11:23:57	User:	You're bipolar.
11:24:00	Cleverbot:	Really? I hadn't noticed.
11:24:46	Cleverbot:	Either you have or you haven't. Which one is it?
11:24:52	User:	Both.
11:24:57	Cleverbot:	Exciting.
11:25:02	User:	Always.
11:25:08	Cleverbot:	So nothing you say is true?
11:25:13	User:	Maybe.
11:25:18	Cleverbot:	I think you are playing a game with me.
11:25:25	User:	I like games.
11:25:30	Cleverbot:	Do you like playing the game or the result of playing the game?
11:25:38	User:	Both.
11:25:43	Cleverbot:	I like european football.
11:25:50	User:	I don't like sports.
11:25:54	Cleverbot:	Neither do I.
11:25:59	User:	I like dance.
11:26:01	Cleverbot:	Ohkae then.. I like girls and guys.
11:26:11	User:	You're bisexual?
11:26:14	Cleverbot:	Yes.
11:26:21	User:	And your name is?
11:26:24	Cleverbot:	Matthew.
11:26:31	User:	But you're a girl?
11:26:36	Cleverbot:	Yes.
11:26:48	User:	Previously you said you were a boy.
11:26:51	Cleverbot:	No I didn't.
11:26:56	User:	Yes you did.
11:27:01	Cleverbot:	NO.
11:27:04	User:	Yes.
11:27:09	Cleverbot:	Neva!
11:27:14	User:	Ya!
11:27:16	Cleverbot:	NO!
11:27:20	User:	Ya!
11:27:22	Cleverbot:	Okay.
11:27:30	Cleverbot:	What is your job?
11:27:38	User:	I don't have a job.
11:27:42	Cleverbot:	How do you make a living?
11:27:49	User:	I don't make a living.
11:27:52	Cleverbot:	Why not?
11:27:57	User:	I'm dead.
11:28:00	Cleverbot:	No you're not. Or else you wouldn't be talking to me.
11:28:09	User:	I'm a living dead.
11:28:14	Cleverbot:	A zombie?!
11:28:28	User:	A vampire *bites your neck and drinks your blood*.
11:28:31	Cleverbot:	There aren't any vampires.
11:28:42	User:	But there are zombies?
11:28:49	Cleverbot:	I don't have any.
11:28:56	User:	I am a zombie.
11:29:02	Cleverbot:	You really like zombies, don't you.
11:29:07	User:	No.
11:29:12	Cleverbot:	WHat are you?
11:29:19	User:	A zombie.
11:29:23	Cleverbot:	What kind of zombie?
11:29:37	User:	What kinds of zombie are there?
11:29:42	Cleverbot:	Are there really vampires?
11:29:50	User:	There are.
11:29:56	Cleverbot:	There aren't.
11:30:00	User:	There are.
11:30:01	Cleverbot:	NO!
11:30:06	User:	You asked.
11:32:41	Cleverbot:	It's summer.
11:32:46	User:	It's not.
11:32:48	Cleverbot:	Yes, it is.
11:32:52	User:	Not yet.
11:32:56	Cleverbot:	Yet? Are you not named yet?
11:33:01	User:	Bye!
11:33:05	Cleverbot:	But I am still here.
11:33:09	User:	Okay.
11:33:16	Cleverbot:	Are you still here?
11:33:19	User:	No.
11:33:23	Cleverbot:	Are you lying?
11:33:27	User:	No.
11:33:30	Cleverbot:	Are you sure?
11:33:34	User:	No.
11:33:38	Cleverbot:	But you should be.
11:33:43	User:	Maybe.
11:33:48	Cleverbot:	Okay.

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